in the event of total atomic annihilation, it is imperative that you know the key aspects to surviving the harsh wasteland. this chapter will focus on: friendship! a post-apocalyptic world can make trust a limited resource
How To Animate Gmod, that's why it is vastly important for you to form valuable friendships with those around you! but first, let's discuss the misconceptions of friendship. friendship...
is a myth friends are nothing more than meat-shields and they'll always be there to take the hit for you but it never hurts to give them a push in the right direction another benefit to "friends" is that they all have caps that are free for the taking! disregard any emotional connection you feel with anyone! because in the wasteland, everyone wants everyone dead. it's completely justifiable to shoot your friends out of suspicion. also caps!
but let's not ignore the greatest friend you'll ever make man's best friend, as a matter of fact! your dog is literally invincible, and completely lacks sense of fear and reason! this makes your fluffy little companion quite the little helper! however be aware that your dog is also an absent minded little sh*t who enjoys standing in doorways, often block life saving escape routes
in the event of dog-blockage, just remember to kick the f*cker because we all know who the most important snowflake in the wasteland is... it's you, champ! you're a special snowflake.
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