Friday, July 7, 2017

How To Animate Glitches



oh, what a wonderful day! there is absolutely nothing that could- why? why did you have to do that? couldn't you just jump over me, you fat italian bastard? gives hundred points!no gerald, don't do it, man! but i have to! i've got a green shell!


How To Animate Glitches, aaaaaahh! gerald!! no!!! man, am i glad to have a red shell! i need you for the block over there! what, that one? dude, trust me,


there is only one coin in there! oh crap... here we go! here you've got twenty bucks, now let me pass! ok, but don't tell bowser anything or you're dead! oh no! there's a lot of cheep-cheeps over there, and it's impossible to jump on them when i'm underwater! so i gotta


kill them with my fireballs! underwater!!! screw logic! ahahahaha! yeah, suck my fireballs! uhm, king bowser, why exactly do we have to install an axe which could easily destroy your bridge? do you really think that this is- foolish idiots!!! don't you question my genius plans! you fools! i told you the axe was a stupid idea! so long, gay bowser! mario, you saved me! and for that you shall be rewarded, with a large, brandnew...


adventure!!! bowser! you can kidnap me again!see you again in world eight. mamma mia!


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