How To Adopt A Child Who Is Your Wife's

- the twins are good?- twins are great. - they're, what, five?- twins are great. - they're five now, and-- i got to tell you, ellen,still getting some-- you know, trying to get usedto having these,

How To Adopt A Child Who Is Your Wife's, you know, kids, 'cause-- white kids, you know. okay, here,in the middle of the night, they always like to cometo our bed.

but i'm gonna tell youright now, there is nothing scarierthan waking up in the middle of the nightand seeing two little white kids standing at the footof your bed. [laughter] it's creepy. it scares the hell out of me. i wake up and there they are,like... [screams]

- they wake up togetherand walk in together? - they wake up,and they just stand there at the foot of the bed. you know,lucas has that big head, and it's, like, glowing,and he's like... - ah. - scares the hell out of me. i've peed the bed twicedoing that. just like...[screams]