Tuesday, June 20, 2017

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- we are getting readyto taste community user submitted secret menu items, pretty much drinks that people made up. (whooshing) (creaking)


How To Adopt A Child In Dubai, - i love starbucks. - i had a starbucks this morning. - i got a gold card. - they recently changed the points system


which caused a huge uproarin the starbucks community but i think we've all settled down. (intense music) - oh no these are likefrappucinnos aren't they? these are like blended greentea peppermints aren't they? (dinging) - [voiceover] peppermint lemonade. - all right. - you ready?


- yeah. nope. - what? - wow this is really good. although it does tastelike a cough lozenge. - i haven't stopped drinking it. i think that's a really good sign. - the person who invented this would drink orange juice after brushing their teeth


and not be bothered by it. - yeah, they'd be like yum. - dude, i think i'mgonna order this nonstop. - i don't get it but i'll try it. my god, it is like captain crunch. - that's (beeping) crazy. - holy (beeping). - put that aside. - god, that's horrid.


- it's disgusting. - first of all, it's a disrespect to strawberries. - i don't think i would order this again but i would want to showthis to other people. - you think this is likedrunk people (beeping) or high people (beeping)? - i can't take another captain crunch. i cannot take anothercaptain crunch drink.


- why is there a banana in here? - i'm telling you bananahas no place outside of a banana. - this is really good. - i like banana bread so i disagree with ya. - i you know, i'll be honest, i've never had banana bread. is it bread shaped like a banana?


- drop the cameras. go get him banana bread. - wait are. - this is an emergency. - i love this. it could have more chocolate but it's also perfect the way it is. - you know i never likedbanana splits as a child. so.


- so stressed out right now. - em. - wow. - mm. - don't say you don't like this 'cause it isn't good. - the barista was politely like just going, "okay cool anything else?" and the guy or girl ordering was like,


"oh yeah okay, mint?" and she's like, "cool. "anything else?" "protein powder?" - "matcha matcha more matcha." - i don't even know what matcha is. no one's ever told me. - i quit. i'm gonna stick with mynormal starbucks drinks.


- i will give props to anyone who came up with those 'cause they're very creative. - i wold never think to ask for anything that like wasn't explicitly on the menu. these people are brave. they're courageous. they're pioneers of starbucks. - they're doing god's work.


- they really are. - 'cause anything on starbucks is just you can, you can get whatever you want. - and that's probablythe beauty of it actually that everybody can gettheir own specific drink at starbucks even though it may notappeal to a wide audience. - true, that drink is for you boo. - i still don't know what matcha is.


(squeaking)


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