How To Adopt A Baby Pug

- hey, babe.- hi. um, i made a really big decisionwithout consulting you. i went by a puppy rescue standon university avenue. i had to. i had to. - you got us a dog?- yeah, i did.

How To Adopt A Baby Pug, - oh, my god!oh, my god! oh, my god! - so, honey, i've gottatell you something, okay? - mm-hm. - these rescue dogs havehad some tough situations.

- oh. - and a lot of them take onthe personality of their owners. this dog...- mm-hm. - was owned by rapper ice-t. all right, little buddy,come on out. - aww. - [gasps] - oh, hello,my little darling. oh!- man, [bleep] you.

you, suck my [bleep]. this house ain't [bleep]. - okay, buddy, take it easy. - a little testy.- whoa. - [bleep] you, [bleep]. nothin' ever been easyfor me in my life. now hook me up with a treat.- you want a treat, buddy? - you want a treat?- is that what you want? here we go, sweetie.here we go.

- mm, yeah, that'sa tasty-ass treat right there. now give me the whole bag.- okay, one treat is enough. - bitch, was i talking to you? give me the whole bag of treats'cause i'm a treat killer and a mother[bleep] handful. - somebody's grumpy today.- grumpy-wumpy. - lay my ass right upon this comfortable-ass sofa. - [laughs] - i'm gonna sleep on this bitchtoo, as a matter of fact.

and you know what,mother[bleep] and bitch? i'm gonna piss and [bleep]up here too. - no! oh, no! no, no, no!- [bleep] you, man. raise your hand at me. - okay, um, i've gotsomething for you, little guy. huh? huh?you wanna play fetch? you wanna play fetch?you like fetch, huh? - get that ball.- [bleep] you! both y'all condescendingmother[bleep].

i ain't your entertainment,bitch. so [bleep] you![dog barking at door] - oh, what's that?- get the door, okay? uh... - well, hello.who is this? - come on, cocoa, don't worryabout these mother[bleep]. that's my bitch cocoa. oh, i forgot to tell y'all,she's gonna be living here too. - wow, okay, you gotyour little friend here.

- yeah. - yeah, well you can--shecan play here for a while, sure. - puppy play date.- yeah. - play date?we gonna have a [bleep] date. that's whatwe gonna have, bitch. come here, bitch.[sniffing] [licking sounds]- oh, he's-- - are you--- okay, he's doing that. no, no, don't do it.- yeah, that's my shih tzu.

- oh.- oh, dear. - get the [bleep]out of here! it's about to get graphicin this bitch! - oh, boy.- [licking sounds] - how come you don'tdo that with me? - honey, i told you.- he does it. - i just wantto keep this area clean.