How To Address A Letter From A Family

hi everybody! i’m here with a howto that will come in handy when you least expect it. needless to say this is based on pastfamily incidents, however this is a 'how to prepare yourown emergency kit' [theme music] emergencies can strike at any time,power outages being the least severe.

How To Address A Letter From A Family, you need to be prepared for extreme weather conditions and depending on your location, natural disasters. don’t forget the possibility of amajor political uprising or coup d’etat. please amy this is serious! it's about people's safety. so is political strife. there’s a lot happening out there right now that people are uninformed about.

what do you want? i am presently facing my ownemergency. what? what's the matter? everything a splendid i just have afavour to ask. can i borrow some currency? my money? mmm hmmm. how much? a slight amount.

why amy? i need to purchase something. what amy? something well, if you don't tell me i'm certainly not going to give you my money to buy it. tell me why you need me. limes! what? i need to purchase some limes?

what would you want with limes? it is a lengthy story. listen, unless ‘limes’ is some newjargon for drugs or something, this is really doesn't make sense you think i desire to purchasedrugs? no! i know you wouldn’t do that. i'm saying drugs would make more sense than limes! it is a new fad at my school. kids at your school have limes? precisely. limes are kewel.

limes are kewel? you realize how ridiculous thatsounds? i do. but how inherently mysteriousis any fad? sure, they may play into a market, or into some sort of social trend, but what makes them catch on exactly? i don't know. exactly! no one really knows. thus...limes! so limes are a new fad at your school? so if i give you my money to buy limes you'll leave me in peace? and you promise me i won't regret this?

fine. yes! here. this was supposed to be for emergencies but you can use it to buy your limes. thank you! and the camera's been on this whole timeso you're definitely gonna pay me back limes!? [end theme]