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many people out there have already giventheir one minute version of the mario story, but we compile the end-all be-allchronology of all the mario games. everything here is completely accurateaccording to nintendo's intention. let's begin. mario bros. were not conceived. thestork carries them across the sea for quick parental delivery.

How To Animate Pixel Art, luigi is kidnapped as mario plummets tothe sea. he lands on friendly shoulders. the yoshi clans heroism reunites thetwins, defeats a monstrous baby turtle thing, and helps return the mario brosback to the parents in brooklyn where they grow up.

we know nothing about the next 20 to 30years which are clouded in mystery. the next thing we do know, however, is thatmario is a totally washed up construction worker who's going by thename jump man. obviously mario here has somekind of superhero wannabe obsession going on. mario's girlfriend gets kidnapped by anape so he rescues her and receives his first taste of heroism. so he cages the ape as a trophy so he'llalways remember. as dk junior tries to rescue his papa, mario attempts to drownthe baby ape.

what the hell is wrong with you, mario?the next few years are rough on mario: his girlfriend ditches him because they can'tkeep a job. luigi helps him get a plumbing jobcleaning animals from the sewers of new york city. mario doesn't seem to have lasted verylong because six months later he's already working a temporary gig at acement factory. then, he joined the military for bomb disposal ordinance, he tries out refereeing for tennismatches, professional golf, and even the circus.

luigi helps him join a wrecking crew butmario seems to have pissed off the boss. apparently mario was a total loser untilthe mushroom kingdom discovers him. we're not quite sure how it happened, butsomehow mario and luigi find themselves in a magical world of warp pipes,dinosaurs, power-ups, talking animals, flying objects, advanced technology, andall kinds of crazy shit like that. the mushroom people ask them to saveprincess peach from bowser, an evil sorcerer king of the koopa race. sadly, however, the mushroom people didn'tactually tell them where to go. they eventually find her, but when she finds out mario doesn't have a decent job it

starts a long repetitive history ofmario returning to the kingdom to play the hero and then going back to reallife to suck at everything. he was a boxing referee, a driver in a formulaone grand prix, a yarn sweater designer, even a professional juggler. now, he did land a very impressive job asa doctor but he probably lied about his credentials. meanwhile, the princess keeps gettingcaptured over and over and over again, and mario, who is the man, keeps saving theday just to go back and fail at being a preschool teacher and doing motocrossand art. bowser eventually sees the

uselessness of his endeavors andeventually stops all of his evil plans. this created quite the predicamentthough because now mario could no longer be the hero. so to turn things around,mario brings sports to the mushroom kingdom. he brings them tennis, golf, soccerr, gokart racing, basketball, baseball, pinball the olympics. everybody was allowed to participate-even bowser- but mario dominated everything and every time he would winhe would throw this huge as mario party with tons of mini games. now, we had atough time placing mario brothers 2 in

the storyline. we believe this game fits at the end. thefinal scene of the game is mario sleeping revealing that everything was adream. maybe the whole mushroom kingdom is justa dream and maybe mario is just a bum who can't keep a job in the real worldand can't come out from under his brother's shadow. ...and what was with trying to kill a babyape?