How To Animate Lip Sync

the white house is scrambling to do damage control after the president was caught lip synching a speech at the university of michigan yesterday. let's look at the footage. providing quality affordable health insurance in this country,

How To Animate Lip Sync, our health care system that's sucking up all the money we have... it was too bad because it happened right before he got to the part about how the power for change rests with every american.

that's always my favorite part. he's just gotten too big and this just shows that. he hasn't really done anything good since the democratic national convention anyway. the white house seemed to bungle their official response. an hour after the event they released a statement claiming the incident was caused by a feedback problem that made it appear that the president's voice was out of time with the movement of his lips. however, two hours ago, white house deputy press secretary

todd grant changed the storyadmitting that obama had in fact been using a recorded speech track. look, there are lots of world leaders that do this sort of thing. they may not admit it but the practice isactually fairly common. he recorded that vocal track.it's him everybody was hearing. technically he was giving the speech. shortly after the press conference president obama posted a hastily writtenapology on whitehouse.gov in which he cited enormous pressures

and "personal issues i am dealing with right now." speaking before reporters today german chancellor angela merkel called obama's performance "disappointing". he's scheduled to speak at the same time as gordon brown at climate fest next week. now i might check out brown instead. and today an onion news networkinvestigation uncovered an exclusive video which appears to showpresident obama speaking without pre-recorded audio at a commencement ceremony last june.

now, some graduating classes have marched into this stadium in easy times. times of peace and stability. when we call on our graduates simply to keep things going and don't screw it up. despite the controversy, obama has statedhe will not be altering the schedule of his upcoming tour opening for the black eyed peas. and will also continue performing speechesunder a side project alter ego professor thaddeus buzz.

in other news from washington the white house has confirmed rumorsthat the state of wyoming seceded three months ago.