How To Animate Like Domics

okay. i'm in humanities class taking a test and in the corner of my eye, i notice a very suspici-oh-so looking book chilling underneath somebody's desk. and then a few seconds later i see

How To Animate Like Domics, an equally suspici-oh-so toe creep in and turn the page and i'm like "oh, how cute" somebody's cheating. see in high school, if the teacher catches you cheating, you get a f in that class.

in college, they kick you out of school so it's a different ball game. so i will take my f like a bihahou-sah (boss) thank you very mas. then this girl sarah takes a peice of paper and hands it back to my boy sean sitting next to me! and i'm like "oh sean, i didn't know it was like that, i thought we was friends" he didn't even include me in this whole cheating operation they got goin' on but sean sees me see him and he comes up to me in the hallway after class he's like "yo, dande huh?"

if you want, i could hand you the answers, you know, while we takin the test. and i looked up at him and i was like nein!!! and this would have been the first time that i actually get to be the freeloader. cheating is an art, ok? so you dont' use elementary cheat tactics, in college thats insulting. this is serious business, and when i get involved, junk gets real and you already know when i cheat? i go all out, i assemble a team, i get matching minicoopers for all of us i enlist the aid of a tiny little asian man to crawl through the ventilations, and by this point i had already given up my bad boy ways, i'm on the road less travelled.

get up on my level. so i declined affiliation with his rudementarary outdated cheating tactics. but next test, oh look, a lone book coincidently open. i wonder how that got there. and it would've been so easy for me to cheat, because the teacher was not paying attention, we were sat in the back row, at this point it's free money. imagine walking by an atm its just spitting out money spitting out money and everyone's just going "oh my god!! look at all this free money!!!"

and you're the only one being honest and not taking any of it. huuuuuuh. it was at this point that i divised plan b. cause i saw where all this was going. every test they're getting as, i'm getting cs, sometimes worser. end of the semester rolls around, last test before the finals, i start getting towards the end of the test, and i realised, "you aint gonna get a good grade in this class bro." execute plan b.

i put a little note on the page saying please see back, i start. (what he says is written on the screen.) next day teacher calls me into his office i'm like "yes mister osborne" you want to see me about something? and he's like "yes, err... i read your little whatever on the back of your test" and i'm like "ok! i hope you aint call me in here to rat on nobody cos i aint no snitch, ok? no i didn't call you in here for that i was actually gonna... ok fine should you put a gun to my head i'll tell you, it's sean and sarah, they been cheating all semester.

and you don't even be paying attention, i know you be over there doing your own thing but they been cheating, every test. and they're getting as and i'm getting f. i'm just kidding guys, i don't snitch. i aint no rat but he was like "yeah, if you want extra credit, do x, y, z, turn it in to me by this day and i'll accept it. i got a c in that class, holla at your boy. now granted, guys, a c is nothing to aspire after, however, being an honest student and sticking to your morals, that is. (music)