How To Animate Explosions

it's now 9:51... okay i see the bomb. i'm in...i'm in the basement. okay... it's tickin' down.

How To Animate Explosions, all right. all right! we have illuminati sign symbols- -do you wanna start with those? let's do it.

okay we have one... that looks like... ..a pah-w-oh shit i dunno how to s-deh.. "p" backwards! that's...filled in a lil bit of black in it! okay. okay, press the uhh... you said there was one that looked like a 6? -can i trust you, cry? -can i trust you, cry?-yes! -this is.. this is real this time, cry.

-this is.. this is real this time, cry.-this is real. press that 6! it got green! ahh thank god.. and press that "p" i'm pressing the "p" now press the "k" -i'm pressing the "k" -i'm pressing the "k"-now press the question mark. -we did it! we did it! all right!

-we did it! we did it! all right!-there we go! number one: yellow. number two: blue. -okay hold on. uhh... -okay hold on. uhh...-do you copy? -fu... okay! alright, hold on. hold on. -fu... okay! alright, hold on. hold on.-cry... -cry if i die here... -cry if i die here...-the last... ...yes?

i want you to take care of marzia for me. uh... not gonna happen... *felix quietly contemplates his friendship choices* don't worry about it! we have a- we have a bomb to diffuse right now! okay, so... i'm waiting for your instructions! -hello..eh f-uh.... okay. -hello..eh f-uh.... okay.-you're taking...

-why is... what are you looking at?! -why is... what are you looking at?!-shhhhit cut the- second wire! the second wire! -the second wire, cry? -the second wire, cry?-yes. yes. -from the...from the top down?-yes. yes. -from the...from the top down? just cut the second wire! god...

i forgot my pliers. fuck! i'll just tear it! -tear it! -tear it!-it worked! -yes, okay! *felix notices big shiny red button*-yes, okay! -next up *felix wants to press the big shiny red button*-next up

*the worst sound to hear when diffusing a bomb* -no no no! it didn't work it didn't work it didn't work..ah -no no no! it didn't work it didn't work it didn't work..ah-what didn't work?! -oh god oh god oh god, we gotta.. -oh god oh god oh god, we gotta..-you said cut the second wire!! weh- i, ay, i- b-i...oka- i did it! but there's something missing. there's something missing! there's something missing?! uhh..there's, uhhh... there's ...sss.. i got a serial number... cut the first wire!

the first...wire? *no* -yes...*no* oh god, we got another strike, cry! fuuuccckk! *distressed opossum noises* okay..all right, all right. uhm... wait! oh shit i was reading the wrong one... -ohh no.. uhm. so!

*felix is sick of cry's shit*-ohh no.. uhm. so! ah, fuck... ah, we can't. make. any more mistakes! ....cut.... ...the.... all right! you said there's a red wire...? *felix wonders angrily how the balls cry came to the conclusion of there being a red wire on this freaking bomb like seriously* no! *beeping accelerates*

*bomb breaks the fourth wall in more ways than one*