- people come up to meall the time and ask me the same questionover and over again. "will you marry me?"and another question they ask is "why don't you have kids?" and i love kids,i really do.
How To Adopt A Child With No Money, i love babies,i love kids. they're cute, they're funny,they're sweet, but sometimes i'll see a pictureit reminds me of why i don't have kids, and it gaveme an idea for a new segment
that i'm calling"why i don't have kids." all right, this first one isfrom an instagram account called kids are the worst. [laughter] ugh. that's a screwdriverin her hand, and she just carved,"i love my dad," right into his car. that's a sweet sentiment,it really is.
you should see what she did--did you see what she did for mother's day? mm.[laughter] yeah. this next one was sent inby kenny roberts from la crescenta,california. oh. but she's cute.she's part-- i think she's half-italian,half-terrier.
by the way, both of those kidsare up for immediate adoption. this is froman instagram account called moms who need wine. well, first of all,don't all moms need wine? i don't know. this is what they posted. mm. - mm-mm.- no. it truly sucksto be a little brother.
nothing's gonna comeout of there no matter how muchthey do that. this last one was sent infrom nikos carly from studio city,california. you know, who leaves kidswith a bucket of paint? "mommy's gonna run outto the store now, so here's some paint." ah, this is why i lovethat you have kids and i don't.
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