How To Adopt A Child Quickly

♪♪ >>son, could you come in here for a moment? >>yeah, what's up? >>have a seat.

How To Adopt A Child Quickly, uh, stacey... your mother and i know that you've probably been wondering why you look different from

the rest of the family. >>dad, mom. i'm 18 years old. i put it together a long time ago. >>stacey... you're not adopted. >>wait, what? i don't know if you guys

are trying to spare my feelings or whatever, but you have you seen our family pictures? i mean, stop trying to protect me. >>we're not. we're telling you, you were, however,

switched at birth. >>yes. >>what? >>when you were born, there was a bit of a mix-up at the hospital. >>did the doctors just give you the wrong baby? >>not exactly.

i was- i was walking out of the hospital, and i bumped into this beautiful woman, and we both dropped our babies. we had a good laugh over that. and when we picked you two back up,

we must have switched you. whoopsies! >>how did no one notice anything different? >>we only had daughters until you came along. we were a little confused, but we figured, "well, he's a boy.

"he's not going to be "just like his sisters. "some things are going to be different." >>not my skin color! >>i know this comes as a shock, but if it makes you feel any better, your biological mother

reached out to us as soon as she realized there'd been a mix-up. >>when did she realize it? >>this morning. how did no one put this together? when i was four! >>are you saying we're stupid?

>>you make some fair points. >>[groans] okay, okay. i did not expect the conversation to go this way, but even though you're not my biological parents- which should be obvious- you're still my mom and dad.

>>stacey-bacey, we love you! my boy. [doorbell rings] >>oh, that must be your biological parents. >>we invited them over for dinner. >>son!

>>thank you so much for watching, guys, and be sure to hit that subscribe button so you'll always know when our new video's coming out. >>here you go, stacey. and then- >>i know how to use chopsticks!

that doesn't mean they're my parents, all right? by the way, don't forget to share with your friends. >>does it taste like home? >>mom!