last week bc premier christy clark calleda special cabinet meeting to map out bc's approach to reaching a new softwood lumbertrade agreement with the united states. to explain the softwood lumber dispute, pleasewelcome our chief lumber correspondent, barnabus pine oh hey, oh - didn't see ya there i’ll take this one mark!
How To Adopt A Child In Quebec, how are you barnabus? not so great susan. i’ve got so much wood. more wood than i know what to do with
i just want to give it to somebody. i just want to give it to them good! oh, we’ll get to that. the u.s. lumber coalition wants to limit canadian lumber shipments can you explain why? oh, you mean - you want me to give you the ins and outs? huminah i mean yes
well basically, susan, there’s a lot of demand for my wood down south… oh baby i’m well aware they want it bad they want it real bad but i’ve got competition and they’re jealousof what i’m packing once you’ve laid eyes on a big ol’ canadianlog, no other log is gonna do amen, brother! my wood is top-notch. haha! see what i did there susan?
yeah i saw it that’s a double entendre oh yeah - that's the double entendre it just makes me so damn angry! ding-ding-ding-ding! yippity-skoo! you know, if it were up to me, i’d lay mywood down in the back of my truck… ooooh mama like… under the stars...
mama really like... i’d rub it all over with fine oils and lineaments… then i’d head to the border and drive mywood in and out and in and out, up and down, back and forth, all night long no! where’s the hammer? where's the hammer?! hey susan, know what i'd do? what? i’d bring justin trudeau too maybe we could take tuuuuurns
barnabus pine and horny susan kent, everybody!
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