Tuesday, June 20, 2017

How To Adopt A Child In Belgium



pretending you're not here negasonic teenage warhead can we trade names? (punch) can we go? loook!


How To Adopt A Child In Belgium, i'm a teenage girl. i'd rather be anywhere but here. i'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments,


followed by more, silences. so what's it gonna be, huh? long sullen silence? or mean comment? go on. you got me in a box here. ah-ha! we can't allow this deadpool. please, come quietly.


you big chrome cock-gobler! that's not nice. you're really gonna fuck this up for me? trust me, that weazing bag of dick tips has it coming! he's pure evil... besides, nobody's gettin' hurt (thud)


that guy was already up there when i got here wait! you're better than this, join us, use your powers for good heads up! be a superhero! listen! the day i decide to become a crime-fighting shit-swizzler,


who rooms with a bunch of other whiners at the neverland mansion of some creepy, old, bald, heavens gate looking mother-fucker on, that day! i'll send your happy shiny ass a friend request but until then, i'ma do what i came here to do either that, or slap the bitch outta you hey


zip it, sha-nade! hey, dousche-pool! and i hope you're watching! (motorcycle speeds off) *gasp* quite unfortunate that, does it! (fist hitting solid metal)


oh ho-ho canada! that's not good. please, cockshot! (gong) oooohhhhhh oh, your poor wife


you really should stop ow guh... ohh (cracking) all the dinosaurs feared the t-rex ruh! oh! oh!


(laugh) i promise this gets worse for you big boy! this is embarassing ahhhh please stay down rrrrah did you ever hear of the one legged man in the ass-kicking contest? do you have off switch?


yah, it's right next to the prostate. or is that the on switch? enough! (crash) oooo let us go talk to the professor mcavoy or stewart, these timelines are so confusing (groan) dead or alive you're coming with me!


you will recover wade you always do. (crack into place)


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