How To Adopt A Baby Duck

- so i came in here because they told me this is a gourmet bacon taste test. if you're (bleep)ing with me,i'm gonna be really upset. (bouncing music) - everyone loves bacon.

How To Adopt A Baby Duck, it's like asking people ifthey love, you know, oxygen. of course they do. you have to. - i feel like i'm being ask toexplain why i like chocolate. 'cause it's delicious.

- anything with greaseand fat is gonna be good. - it's good with eggs,it's good on a sandwich, it's good with chicken. - i could live without having bacon, but it wouldn't be very much fun. - i never even thoughtabout a world without bacon. - of course i'm excited to have bacon! we're having bacon in themorning! what a tuesday! - oh, my god!

- oh, my gosh, it's a piglet! - oh, no! oh, no. - oh, god. okay. now i'm nevergonna have bacon ever again. - it's a tiny littlepig. it's a little pig. (piglets squeals) - i mean, he does lookdelicious, let's be honest. - no, watcha doin' now, where ya goin'? oh, he's shy! he's a little camera shy! - i had bacon a few days ago.

oh, i don't wanna say it too loud. - what're you thinkin' about? (piglet squeaks) - are my beliefs that fragile that one little cute thing in my arm is gonna just change everything i know? kinda, yeah. - bacon or steak, we look at those things as pieces of meat on our plate and not

something that wants tosnuggle in your arms. - how can you wanna eat this little guy? look how cute he is! look at that face! look at that face! - he pooped on me, i takeit back. eat all the pigs. i'm just kidding, it's cool. i gotta say, of all theanimals that pooped on me, that was probably the most pleasant.