Wednesday, June 7, 2017

How To Address A Letter Malaysia



carlywe met last night at the clubyou told me you were in love came home and smushed in the tuband now you're in my yard woke up and saw you were goneyour running across my lawn without your pants or shoes on here comes my st. bernard vodka was flowin'butt cleavage was showin'


How To Address A Letter Malaysia, your mind i was blowin'man we were so freaking wasted tag, you're my boyfriend. my name is carlybut all my doctors, just call me "crazy" i made you poptarts with extra gravybut i'm a call girl, you have to pay me! psych, i'm just kidding. aren't i crazylet's watch 12 hours of chelsea lately


and all the other boys try to taaaaaze methe doors are locked now. you can't escape me c'mon lets do sex againi want to be more than friends look how far my legs can bend dougi'm sorry i can't staylook i don't mean to be rude but, i don't think that we screwed carlyi've got the pictures to prove ithey don't look away you're my one and onlythat's what my dog told me but, don't think you own menow lets sacrifice some chickens i've got some hand cuffsfeel free to spank me


but here's the safe wordit's "call me maybe" carlyhey, this is my band, they seem to haaaate me dougthey don't look like they're really playing carlycrap that's my husband he's in the navyhe's gonna to kill you. he's also crazy husbandi'm gonna kill you cus that's my "laaaady"what's going on here? carlyhe tried to rape me husbandwhen people try to rape "my wife" it makes me so mad. it makes me feel badi'm gonna kick your ass come to think of it my wife is just guy in drag i need a real manso call me maybe


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