How To Address A Letter Going To Poland

[bright music] [applause] what if we told y'allthat once a month, half the human raceis in pain? and the other half

How To Address A Letter Going To Poland, don't want to hear shitabout it? - i'm shaboots michaels!- i'm t-ray tombstone! welcome to... (both)menstruation orientation!

oh, no,you don't. now, we know you don't wantto hear about it. but they don'twant to have it, so sit your ass down and listenfor once in your life. today we're gonna talkto all you men about what happens to your womenwhen they're on their periods and whyit's important to... (both)be sensitive to that shit. don't say "chillax," "relax,""calm down," and "how come?"

don't say "ass," "fat,""grumpy," or "cranky." they ain't cranky. they got blood comingout of their vaginas, y'all! that's some biblicalplague shit, y'all! that would be likeonce a month if you had locusts flyingout of your dick for a week! your asswouldn't be cranky. your asswould be like... - oh, fuck![both screaming]

- my dick![screaming continues] (both)so be nice to your bitcheswhen they bleeding! if you ain'tgetting 'em shit... get the fuckout they way! - they got cramps!- they got headaches. they got weight gain! and every timethey pee, it's like the shiningin the toilet. - be supportive.- be empathetic.

but whatever you do... (both)do not try to solve it! don't even bringthat shit up! when women behanging out together, their periodswill sync up. vaginasbe communicating. they got their ownvagina language. (both)talking about... [both speaking gibberish]

if you find yourselfaround a group of women and they all havea backache... (both)back away slowly. what's that in your pocketthere, shaboots? recognize this,motherfuckers? that ain'tspace dynamite. that's a tampon. learn what your bitchhas to go through. first, you putthis piece in your vagina!

oop. then you push this partinto the first piece! gweeps then you throwthis part away! do that several timesa day for a week every goddamn month! it's the worst thing everall the time! it's much worse for them than it is for youto hear about it.

and periodsis important. that's how the bodygets rid of the old egg so it can cook upthem new ones. so listen to what'sgoing on with your female emotionally and... (both)get your bitchsome chocolate! don't call hera bitch, but... [both singing] ♪ chocolate, chocolate,chocolate, chocolate ♪

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