How To Address A Letter From Usa To Canada

oh, hello america. it's us, canada. as your whitest neighbour, we realize you don't think about is very much, but that's okay, sometimes being on your radar isn't such a good thing. but we've been thinking about you, and i think ispeak for all canadians when i say... what the fuck?

How To Address A Letter From Usa To Canada, your country is on fire, and your leadersare whittling sticks for their marshmallows. right now, congress is debating whether guns have the right to marry other guns. and what is this? what is it?

did america lose a bet? and who suffers from this nonsense? you do. the good citizens of the united states whose only crime is turning out for electionsand embarrassingly low numbers. so while we appreciate the flood of americanrefugees fleeing our direction, we've decided maybe it's our turn tocome to your house. so we are once again declaring our "canadacy" for president of the united states of america. not me, not prime minister centerfold... but all of us -- 34 million of the politest people you will ever meet,

working in shifts as your new commander-in-chief. now we were a little disappointed when you didn't elect us in 2012, but where canada, so we just went to thedoctor and got her feelings checked for free. now we're grateful american has beencarrying canada on its back for years but now it's our turn to carry you. how will we make america better? we'll open one free daycare for every closed planned parenthood clinic. we will legalize weed so you can stop worrying about terrorists and start worrying about yourcat stealing your ideas.

and we'll help you solve your race problem, as soon aswe figure out why you still have a race problem. it's not that we don't see race in canada it's that we can't. look, we know that america is a great country. we just want to help you make it good again. so you can vote for us, or you can vote for one of those guys promising to build a wall along the canadian border to keep out your scary neighbors. but i'll let you in on a little secret. we're way ahead of you.